Robot Frank, MGT 301, and An English Lesson
Go, Robot Frank! A very funny and bizarrely** creative site from someone who’s obviously very bored. (No offense!) A choice bit from the diary:
“10:28 AM - Did George Foreman actually MAKE the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine? I’m having a hard time believing he did. He’s good at punching faces, but I really doubt he sat in his basement tinkering away at the perfect grill. ‘Mmm.. This is a tasty burger, but I think I could adjust the manual combobulator to reduce the fat glucose intake of the manifold overdrive hamburger deterioration valve of PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH YO LIGHTS OUT FOOL!’ I’m sure he eats lots of hamburgers, that’s not whats being questioned here… I just think there’s a good chance he doesn’t even know how to turn his own grill on. He has people to do that kind of crap for him. What made him decide he didn’t have enough money saved from years of pounding the crap out of faces that he needed to start pimping household appliances? ‘I got punched in the head a few thousand times. That means now it’s time to start selling grills. Next year I’m going to sell dog houses and cracker jacks prize display cases, cause I’m the champ. Clean my patio! Nobody ever cleans my patio, I CANT REMEMBER the last time somebody cleaned my patio you lazy sons-a-bitches that are probably eating hamburgers with twice the fat as the Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine. I need my hamburgers with no fat and lotsa love like only the champ can do best. Oooooh this is a tasty-love-burger. For the champ. I’m the champ. Of hamburgers AND punching faces. You FIND me a better burger making face puncher and I’ll knock his lights out and sample his burger and not like it as much as my own. You’ll see. I’m gonna punch you so hard you’ll be runnin’ around like a midget with it’s head cut off!’”
On an unrelated note, my MGT 301 professor started sentences with the phrase “Now, …” 9 times this morning. I counted.
**You might not think that “bizarrely” is a word, but it is.
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