No Vegas For Me Fo A While
Alas, my fifth and final TiVo entry hath failed. Ah well, I guess that it was never meant to be. But for humor and posterity’s sake, here’s the entry in its full, unadulterated glory (beware the fictional content):
(Shamefully borrowed from “If I Had A Boat” by Lyle Lovett)
And if I had a TiVo, I’d use it from my sofa,
And if I had a girlfriend, I’d let her use my TiVo,
And we could all together, never miss our favorite shows,Just me and my girlfriend and my TiVo with SeasonPass.
And if I were like lightning, I wouldn’t need no sneakers,
I’d come and go whenever I would please,
I’d scare ‘em by the shady tree, and I’d scare ‘em by the lightpost,
But I would not scare my girlfriend on my sofa using my TiVo.And if I had a TiVo, I’d use it from my sofa,
And if I had a girlfriend, I’d let her use my TiVo,
And we could all together, pause and replay live TV,Just me and my girlfriend and my TiVo with TrickPlay.
The Mystery Masked Man was smart, he got himself a Tonto,
‘Cause Tonto taped all his favorite shows for free.
But Tonto, he was smarter, one day said, “Kemosabe,
Kiss my ass, I got a TiVo, and I’m gonna use it from my sofa.”And if I had a TiVo, I’d use it from my sofa,
And if I had a girlfriend, I’d let her use my TiVo,
And we could all together, finally be videocassette-free,Just me and my girlfriend and my TiVo that I got for free.
*sigh* I guess I’m just unlucky.
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