Sleep, Oh, You Sweet Nectar of the Gods
The man or woman who invented the “snooze” button is both the greatest person the world has ever seen and the devil himself or herself. While I do get much satisfaction from hitting that snooze button “just one more time” for a good hour every morning, I couldn’t even begin to tell you how many times I’ve gotten up later than I would have liked just for the pleasure of nine more minutes of sleep. I’m almost positive that without the snooze button, I would never be late for or miss class, I would have more energy, I would lose weight, I would make more money, and I would find a cure for cancer, aids, and world hunger. Oh well.
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